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BF: “nood tayo sine”
GF: “di ka kiss?”
BF: “hindi!”
GF: “di ka hipo?”
BF: “hindi ah!”
GF: “hawak boobs?”
BF: “hindi rin”
GF: “eh, finger?”
BF: “lalong hindi”
GF: “TANGNA MO! manood ka mag-isa mo!!”
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A worried mom gives her son a condom before going to a hot date. Her son laughs, hugs his mother and says: "Mom, I don't need that...I'm dating Kevin. Chupaan lang to Ma, promise!